The UN tells Iran and Israel that it's "enough" and ends the conflict.

Symbolic New York.- Following the exchange of plastic bottles filled with pineapple water and harsh language between Iran and Israel, the UN has taken action, admonishing both nations to ease tensions.

The announcement came at a special session of the Security Council, where the current president, after fifteen minutes of listening to mutual recriminations and passive-aggressive memes in speeches, stood up, banged an A&C catalog on the table, and exclaimed, "That's enough!" while turning sternly to look at the representatives of both countries.

The UN is monitoring the situation in the Middle East between Israel and Iran. pic.twitter.com/u25Gxf9fbc

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The UN has already become energetic

After such an abrupt warning, a silence fell over the room. The representatives looked at each other in confusion and simply nodded at the forceful request.

“Well, yes, it’s been smooth sailing,” declared the Iranian diplomat, while the Galilean diplomat sighed: “I just wanted peace and hummus.”

The force of the scolding yielded immediate results. Barely after the meeting, Tehran announced a cactus reforestation program throughout its territory, while Israel declared it would no longer throw plastic straws into the Persian Gulf.

*The war between Iran and Israel begins*

The UN: pic.twitter.com/8zXSh8NwcT

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International relations experts asserted that the key to success lay in the phrase used by the UN, the same one Mexican boomers use when they've had enough of something. This phrase could be used again in Taiwan if China decides to go wild now that the summer heat is on the way.

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